The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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