Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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