today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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