It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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