Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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