I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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