He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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