there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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