I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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