Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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