Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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