i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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