Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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