So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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