I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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