Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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