Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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