Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
is your mom at the bar?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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