Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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