lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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