He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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