So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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