So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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