haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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