I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She needs sedatives and a leash
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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