We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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