did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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