This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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