also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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