My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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