I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You don't make any sense
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