so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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