I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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