Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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