16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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