Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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