He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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