Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
do nipples grow back?
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