i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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