windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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