"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She's the barista slut.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
