Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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