I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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