Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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