Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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