You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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