I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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