I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
why do cheetos always look like penises
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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