fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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