i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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