at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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