Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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