yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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