is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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