Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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