put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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