Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
