Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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